We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize