maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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