And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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