I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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