youre lurking in front of me
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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