? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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