You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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