Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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