Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize