But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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