I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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