Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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