I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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