doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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