Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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