we're blogging at a bar
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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