That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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