who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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