at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Help. Why am I so naked?