He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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