his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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