Dual....:-)
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Randomize