Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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