i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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