so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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