HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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