His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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