Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst