well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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