I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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