i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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