I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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