we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i drank out of a bidet.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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