She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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