We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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