What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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