Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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