is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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