Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
