woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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She even gives head with a lisp.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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