he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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