Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I still have a little drunk in my system
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Randomize