Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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