yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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