I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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