I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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