i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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