I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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