I wish I could teleport
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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