My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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