Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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