You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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