if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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