He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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