why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Randomize
