Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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