you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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