There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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