Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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